Sunday, October 4, 2015

Prologue's Prologue: A Prologue

     Since the beginning of the dawn of the introduction of the start of the first moment of the opening act of humanity's long and inquisitive history, we have asked the essential questions:

Who are we?
Where do we come from?
What is the nature of reality?
What is consciousness?
Is there a God?
Is "Rubber" a cinematic masterpiece?
What happened to Angelina Jolie's breasts after her mastectomy?
and, most importantly,
What really goes on at a high school marching band camp?

     Now, for the first time in said human race's extensive history, these questions and more will be answered*. Sort of. Prepare yourselves all ye who enter this web domain. I hope you all brought your bear repellant: shit's about to get real.

*Disclaimer: The latter two questions are all that are likely to be answered on this blog and even the author's not too sure about that.