Who are we?
Where do we come from?
What is the nature of reality?
What is consciousness?
Is there a God?
Is "Rubber" a cinematic masterpiece?
What happened to Angelina Jolie's breasts after her mastectomy?
and, most importantly,
What really goes on at a high school marching band camp?
Now, for the first time in said human race's extensive history, these questions and more will be answered*. Sort of. Prepare yourselves all ye who enter this web domain. I hope you all brought your bear repellant: shit's about to get real.
*Disclaimer: The latter two questions are all that are likely to be answered on this blog and even the author's not too sure about that.